[00:02.52]Fool defined in Webster's [00:04.63]Open up the book read it read it [00:06.95]Turn the page see what it says [00:09.02]Read it to me will you please [00:20.44]One who acts doped so what does it mean to me [00:24.57]That's you 'cause of the way you act [00:26.83]Standin' on the corner sellin' Girbauds [00:29.00]Scalin' your friends and also your foes [00:31.12]What's the matter wit'cha boy [00:33.51]You big galoot you nincompoop [00:35.59]What's wrong wit you You can't compute [00:37.90]Don't fix your lips to tell me you can [00:40.08]Standin' on the poley playin' pusher man [00:42.24]What you got to do with yourself [00:44.55]Can't you be somebody else [00:46.55]Look at you described to a tee [00:48.98]You're a fool of many in society [00:51.17]I know some more I shall go on [00:52.97]And continue in the song fooled the fool [00:56.71]Man I don't know what you're talkin' 'bout callin' me a fool [01:00.17]I've been out here for twentysome odd years [01:02.23]Doin' my thing I ain't no fool man [01:04.57]You crazy or something [01:06.45]I'm gonna stick this right up your [01:13.50]The girl I talked to she's sort of neurotic [01:15.56]Her crazy ex-boyfriend is really psychotic [01:17.87]Scares the girl by threatenin' her life [01:20.00]Says Girl you're dead if you're not my wife [01:22.27]Beats in her public beats her in private [01:24.58]Tried it 'round me almost won't buy it [01:26.74]Said Forget him don't you know he's a loser [01:29.05]Who would love a woman turn around and abuse her [01:31.48]Only a fool as described by the tribe [01:33.41]Here's another one who's on the fool vibe [01:35.53]Gonna make it short gonna make it quick [01:37.79]For this situation makes me sick [01:39.60]See your brother man with the female [01:42.25]He's crazy ego tried to show he'll prevail [01:44.38]In any situation lady luck's on his side [01:46.69]Emotions run free nothin' he will hide [01:49.00]Why I remember one sunny day [01:51.23]Took my cousin to the park so we can play [01:53.47]On the way a couple resembled [01:55.53]The one I just described everythin' assembled [01:57.09]Another young man walked in their direction [02:00.16]Bumped him a bit excused his imperfection [02:02.28]But the man with the lady grabbed the other by the neck [02:04.78]Demanded an apology and also respect [02:06.97]The young man aggravated grabbed him back and smacked him [02:09.34]The girl just laughed and laughed and laughed at him [02:11.41]He felt ashamed for what he had done [02:13.41]It looked like a fool to everyone [02:14.97]These are three stories from the Naked City [02:17.77]Reality is sometimes a ditty [02:19.95]Like Grodzilla from the twilight zone [02:22.19]Earth to your brain is anyone home [02:24.56]I see ya there tryin' to make amends [02:26.75]Try to make some friends but now my story ends [02:29.09]On the note that I just wrote [02:31.14]Stay afloat on the reality boat [02:33.33]Slow down and think and take it cool [02:35.50]And try to avoid the description of oval