[00:24.71]Drunk men stagger drunk men fall [00:27.53]Drunk men swear and that's not all [00:30.66]Quite often they will urinate outdoors [00:39.44]Like widowed women drunk men weep [00:42.38]Like children curled up drunk men sleep [00:45.32]Like a dog a drunk will crawl around on all fours [00:49.96]Be he broke bum or rich rake [00:53.60]His dinner be it break or cake [00:56.63]His beverage be the worst of whiskey or finest wine [01:06.39]Puke it stinks and so it seems [01:09.62]That drunkards go to great extremes [01:12.21]But there is yet to be a perfectly straight line [01:27.53]Drunks talk strong when drunks are weak [01:30.96]It's easy for a drunk to speak straight from the heart [01:42.42]Drunks will fight they're not afraid [01:45.02]They'll kiss the mistress make the maid [01:50.14]A manly art [01:51.96]But the drink the toll will take [01:56.61]Blood vessels in the nose will break [02:00.56]Bags beneath the eyes another sign [02:09.36]Drunks get ugly so it seems [02:12.48]That drunkards go to great extremes [02:15.02]But there is yet to be a perfectly straight line [02:18.62]Drunks are friendly when they're drunk [02:30.83]Drunks are hostile when they're drunk [03:11.80]Which drunk it is it all depends upon [03:15.59]When drunks aren't drunk they thirst for drink [03:25.15]Elephants are grey not pink [03:32.14]The drink evaporates the man is gone [03:36.91]Back to the yachts and subway cars [03:40.05]To the hip flasks and fruit jars [03:53.18]Flat on the face flat on the behind [04:04.60]Drunks get drunk and so it seems [04:14.86]That drunkards go to great extremes [04:22.21]But there is yet to be a perfectly straight line