[00:00.00]Drunk Uncle Pete - Methods of Mayhem [00:15.50]Take your Christmas lights down you lazy bum [00:17.99]摘掉圣诞彩灯吧，你这个懒虫 [00:17.99]I look across the street and i see your wreath [00:20.98]我看着街对面，看到你的花冠 [00:20.98]It reminds me of my old drunk uncle Pete [00:26.05]它让我想起我的醉汉Pete大叔 [00:26.05]Take the lampshade off you're not funny [00:28.75]把灯罩拿下来，你一点也不好笑好吗 [00:28.75]Barf up some turkey from your drunk yummy tummy [00:31.42]从你醉得一塌糊涂的胃里吐出一些火鸡肉 [00:31.42]Try to play poker but you can't read the cards [00:33.98]想要打扑克，但你甚至无法读牌 [00:33.98]Lying cheating stealing brains working too hard [00:36.52]充斥着谎言和偷窃的大脑太难运转 [00:36.52]Drunk uncle Pete can't stand on two feet [00:41.43]醉汉Pete大叔总是站不稳 [00:41.43]He's whiskey he's a shot glass [00:43.35]他的威士忌，他的烈酒杯 [00:43.35]He's a forty ounce he's family that's right [00:47.11]他喝四十盎司的酒，他的家人却不在意 [00:47.11]Drunk Uncle Pete can't find the door [00:51.95]醉汉Pete大叔总是摸不到门 [00:51.95]He is this mumbling and a stumbling his family [00:56.28]他总是喃喃自语，甚至绊倒家人 [00:56.28]Drunk Uncle Pete [00:58.18]醉汉Pete大叔 [00:58.18]Yeah yeah yeah drunk Uncle Pete [01:02.90]耶，耶，耶，醉汉Pete大叔 [01:02.90]Christmas in the park getting drunk after dark [01:05.31]在夜色中的公园里喝醉 [01:05.31]Fourth of July is a pause for the cause [01:07.79]直到七月十四日，故事的终结 [01:07.79]Halloween spooky day Jack Daniel's ok [01:10.48]万圣节的时候，醉鬼Pete大叔都还好好的 [01:10.48]Valentines chocolate nice and early times [01:13.42]也吃过情人节美味的巧克力 [01:13.42]St Pats day that's ok [01:15.57]更早时候的圣帕特里克节也还好好的 [01:15.57]First of June drunk again not a holiday [01:18.22]六月一日的时候，喝醉过一次，但不是在假日 [01:18.22]Lost a finger lost a limb [01:19.59]丢掉一个手指，腿也变瘸 [01:19.59]Wasn't in the war let's drink some more [01:23.74]又不是战争年代，再喝点吧 [01:23.74]Drunk uncle Pete can't stand on two feet [01:28.33]醉汉Pete大叔总是站不稳 [01:28.33]He's whiskey he's a shot glass [01:30.36]他的威士忌，他的烈酒杯 [01:30.36]He's a forty ounce he's family that's right [01:34.14]他喝四十盎司的酒，他的家人却不在意 [01:34.14]Drunk drink Pete dirved his new car [01:38.78]醉汉Pete大叔开着他的新车 [01:38.78]Do you why now get pay now [01:40.70]现在，你知道为什么要付出代价 [01:40.70]How to jea now his family [02:05.51]如何对他的家人负责 [02:05.51]Drunk uncle Pete can't stand on two feet [02:10.57]醉汉Pete大叔总是站不稳 [02:10.57]Drunk uncle Pete can't stand on two feet [02:15.32]醉汉Pete大叔总是站不稳 [02:15.32]Your whiskey your a shot glass [02:17.29]你的威士忌，你的烈酒杯 [02:17.29]Your a forty ounce your family that's right [02:20.85]你喝四十盎司的酒，你的家人却不在意 [02:20.85]Drunk Uncle Pete can't find the door [02:25.75]醉汉Pete大叔总是摸不到门 [02:25.75]He is mumbling and a stumbling his family [02:30.15]他总是喃喃自语，甚至绊倒家人 [02:30.15]Drunk Uncle Pete [02:35.79]醉汉Pete大叔 [02:35.79]Drunk Uncle Pete [02:37.40]醉汉Pete大叔 [02:37.40]Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah