[00:00.00]On the Amazon (Live Version) - Bobby Short [00:12.64]There's a danger zone not a stranger zone [00:21.71]Than the little plot I walk on that I call my home [00:30.80]Full of eerie sights weird and skeery sights [00:39.47]Ev'ry vicious animal that creeps and crawls and bites [00:49.52]On the Amazon the prophylactics prowl [00:56.95]On the Amazon the hypodermics howl [01:01.56]On the Amazon you'll hear a scarab scowl and sting zodiacs on the wing [01:11.45]All the stalactites and vicious vertebrae [01:15.59]Hunt the stalagmites while laryngitis slay [01:20.70]All that parasites that come from Paraguay in the spring [01:29.26]Snarling equinox among the rocks will seize you [01:39.08]And the fahrenheit comes out at night to freeze you [01:48.00]Wild duodenum are lurking in the trees [01:52.81]And the jungle swarms with green apostrophes [01:57.49]Oh the Amazon is calling me [02:05.97]On the Amazon the pax vobiscum bite [02:11.27]On the Amazon the epiglottis fight [02:15.58]On the Amazon the hemispheres at night all slink where the agnostics drink [02:24.56]All the hippodromes that lie concealed in mud [02:28.86]Hunt the metronomes that live in swamp and flood [02:33.16]Then the kodachromes run out and drink their blood poor ginks [02:41.34]While velocipedes among the weeds will scare you [02:50.39]And the menopause with hungry jaws ensnares you [02:58.62]Frenzied adenoids infest the hills and slopes [03:03.34]Everyone avoids the deadly stethoscopes [03:07.77]Oh the Amazon is calling [03:13.84]Hm hum hum