[00:00.00]The Worst Joke Ever - R.E.M. (快转眼球乐队) [00:06.04]以下歌词翻译由文曲大模型提供 [00:06.04]You see there's this cat burglar [00:08.68]有个飞檐走壁的夜贼 [00:08.68]Who can't see in the dark [00:12.24]在黑暗中目不能视 [00:12.24]He lays his bets on 8 more lives [00:15.41]赌上八条性命冒险 [00:15.41]Walks into a bar [00:18.55]踉跄走进酒吧 [00:18.55]Slips on the 8 ball falls on his knife [00:23.44]滑倒在八号球上 利刃刺入身躯 [00:23.44]Says I don't know what I've done [00:27.02]喃喃自语不知所作所为 [00:27.02]But it doesn't feel right [00:31.24]只觉此事大谬不然 [00:31.24]Some things don't hold up [00:33.16]有些事物经不起岁月考验 [00:33.16]Over the course of a lifetime [00:43.10]在漫长的人生旅途中 [00:43.10]When's the first time you heard that one 1954 [00:49.31]还记得初次听闻那个1954年的笑话吗 [00:49.31]Get to the punch line [00:52.33]直接跳到笑点部分 [00:52.33]Fall to the floor [00:55.85]却摔倒在地 [00:55.85]Give me a minute [00:57.73]请给我一分钟 [00:57.73]And I'll tell you the setup for [01:01.21]让我为你铺垫这个 [01:01.21]The worst joke ever I never [01:08.20]史上最糟糕的笑话 我从未... [01:08.20]I'll tell you my version of the greatest life story [01:14.62]让我为你讲述 我最精彩的人生篇章 [01:14.62]Don't bore me [01:20.43]别让我感到乏味 [01:20.43]Now I am floating [01:23.08]此刻我正漂浮 [01:23.08]I feel released [01:26.20]感到解脱 [01:26.20]The moorings have been dropped [01:28.95]锚链已松开 [01:28.95]The weights unleashed [01:32.27]重担已卸下 [01:32.27]Everything is crystalline [01:35.39]万物晶莹剔透 [01:35.39]Simple and free [01:44.43]简单而自由 [01:44.43]The crime of good men who can't wrestle with change [01:47.34]善良之人困于改变 便是罪愆 [01:47.34]Or are too afraid to face [01:51.22]或因畏惧不敢直面 [01:51.22]This life's misjudged unknowns [01:56.96]这世间误判的未知深渊 [01:56.96]You're not hurting anybody else's chances [02:03.63]你虽未损他人机缘 [02:03.63]But you're disfiguring your own [02:09.74]却将自己前程尽毁 [02:09.74]Give me a minute [02:11.75]请给我一分钟 [02:11.75]And I'll tell you the setup for [02:15.12]让我为你铺垫这个 [02:15.12]The worst joke ever I never [02:22.04]史上最糟糕的笑话 我从未... [02:22.04]I'll tell you my version of the greatest life story [02:28.51]让我为你讲述 我最精彩的人生篇章 [02:28.51]Don't bore me I NEVER [02:34.30]别用无聊琐事烦我 我从不 [02:34.30]Give me a minute [02:36.26]请给我一分钟 [02:36.26]And I'll tell you the setup [02:46.63]我将为你揭开序幕 [02:46.63]You see there's this feeling [02:48.40]你可曾感受到 [02:48.40]That I've heard this one before [02:53.04]这故事似曾相识