[00:00.00]Ironic (2015 Remastered) - Alanis Morissette [00:05.86]Composed by：Glen Ballard/Alanis Morissette [00:11.72]An old man turned ninety-eight [00:17.33]一位老先生活到98岁 [00:17.33]He won the lottery and died the next day [00:22.92]幸运中了乐透后的第二天就西归 [00:22.92]It's a black fly in your Chardonnay [00:28.37]一只苍蝇死在你斟满葡萄酒的酒杯 [00:28.37]It's a death row pardon two minutes too late [00:33.80]整整晚了两分钟的死刑赦免 [00:33.80]And isn't it ironic don't you think [00:38.63]是不是很讽刺？难道你不觉得？ [00:38.63]It's like rain on your wedding day [00:44.66]像是倾盆大雨 偏偏下在你婚礼当天 [00:44.66]It's a free ride when you've already paid [00:50.26]已经投了钱才知道原来是免费专车 [00:50.26]It's the good advice that you just didn't take [00:56.49]建议很不错 只是碰巧都不被采纳 [00:56.49]And who would've thought it figures [01:02.09]谁人能算得准 不就是这样 [01:02.09]Mr.Play It Safe was afraid to fly [01:07.24]凡事担心的男子害怕搭飞机 [01:07.24]He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye [01:12.98]收拾好行囊和他的孩子告别 [01:12.98]He waited his whole d**n life to take that flight [01:18.94]好不容易鼓起勇气踏上他这辈子的首飞 [01:18.94]And as the plane crashed down he thought [01:22.04]在飞机失事坠毁的当下 [01:22.04]"Well isn't this nice" [01:24.09]他心想 就是这么巧！ [01:24.09]And isn't it ironic don't you think [01:29.37]是不是很讽刺？难道你不觉得？ [01:29.37]It's like rain on your wedding day [01:35.26]像是倾盆大雨 偏偏下在你婚礼当天 [01:35.26]It's a free ride when you've already paid [01:40.85]已经投了钱才知道原来是免费专车 [01:40.85]It's the good advice that you just didn't take [01:47.23]建议很不错 只是碰巧都不被采纳 [01:47.23]And who would've thought it figures [01:52.81]谁人能算得准 不就是这样 [01:52.81]Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you [01:56.33]正当你觉得一切顺遂 [01:56.33]When you think everything's okay and everything's going right [02:04.07]这时人生总会出些难题让你啼笑皆非 [02:04.07]And life has a funny way of helping you out when [02:07.64]又当你觉得你搞砸了一切 [02:07.64]You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up [02:11.25]人生却又莫名其妙地 [02:11.25]In your face [02:15.48]就帮你解围 [02:15.48]A traffic jam when you're already late [02:20.24]明明就要迟到了却又遇上了大塞车 [02:20.24]A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break [02:26.38]繁忙中抽空想吸根烟 抬头却看到禁止吸烟 [02:26.38]It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife [02:32.23]你只想找支刀子 偏偏汤匙一大堆 [02:32.23]It's meeting the man of my dreams [02:34.92]以为终于遇见你的梦中情人 [02:34.92]And then meeting his beautiful wife [02:38.60]然后才发现美丽的老婆就在身旁 [02:38.60]And isn't it ironic don't you think [02:44.09]是不是很讽刺？难道你不觉得？ [02:44.09]A little too ironic and yeah I really do think [02:49.47]有点太讽刺了 是啊，我相信 [02:49.47]It's like rain on your wedding day [02:55.59]像是倾盆大雨 偏偏下在你婚礼当天 [02:55.59]It's a free ride when you've already paid [03:01.03]已经投了钱才知道原来是免费专车 [03:01.03]It's the good advice that you just didn't take [03:07.44]建议很不错 只是碰巧都不被采纳 [03:07.44]And who would've thought it figures [03:18.99]谁人能算得准 不就是这样 [03:18.99]Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you [03:24.52]人生总用搞笑的方式来让你啼笑皆非 [03:24.52]Life has a funny funny way of helping you out [03:31.86]人生却又会在绝望中适时地帮你解围 [03:31.86]Helping you out [03:36.09]帮你解围